Ex Files - Types of Ex Boyfriends

Every girl has that specific ex boyfriend who just won't hear anything about the break up. Some of us are lucky enough to break up with someone and still be 'friends' with them or at least not want to choke them whenever you see each other, thats normal I suppose. We have those ex's that you regret ever dating. Its sad to think about how they used to be the centre of your world and now you dont want anything to do with them.

I have my share of exes that I wish I never met. My word, just thinking about them is giving me a headache.  I've come to a realization that no matter how the relationship ended, there's a type of ex boyfriend knocking at your door or trying to break it down.

Which type of  ex boyfriend do you have?

The ex boyfriend that you're still friends with
You guys decided that you're better off as friends than lovers. You guys hang out together and even though you get jealous when he talks about another girl, you're still happy for him as any friend would (yeah right).

The ex boyfriend you still sleep with 
The physical attraction is strong. Whether you guys have broken up or not, you both agree that the sex is really good. You guys aren't neccasarily in a relationship because you hardly talk but you make sure you make enough contact to make a booty call.

The ex boyfriends whose death you plot
"sorry im not sorry, asshole". It was a horrible break up. The ex probably cheated or was an asshole during the whole relationship. You just have nothing nice to say to each other or about each other. You hope that the next girl he gets gives him Syphilis (guilty :"D)

The ex boyfriend who is dating the girl who he cheated on with you
Not only did he cheat but he immediatly got into a relationship after he broke up with you. He had long decided that your'e not good enough for him and seeing them together kills you. The new girlfriend is now the most hated by you. You'll have the last laugh when he cheats on her - once a cheater, always a cheater.

The ex boyfriend you dumped and regret
Sometimes your'e not sure if the relationship is not working anymore or your'e not sure what you want anymore. You suggest a break or maybe a breakup and after a week or two later, you realize that you've made a mistake. It might take you even longer to realized that.

The ex boyfriend who constantly talks shit about you
Did you cheat on him? Did you have a bad break up? Did you hook up with his best friend? Whatever it is, you gave him a reason to dislike you. Maybe you were the annoying girlfrind he dated. Dont entertain attention seekers!

The ex boyfriend who has a girlfriend but tells you he misses you
He say that there's no one like you and she's not like you. STAY AWAY from him, he's in a relationship and whatever he has to say should be dismissed.

and finally...

The ex boyfriend that gave you something
He gave you a sexually transmitted desease. We dont care if he knew about it or not - he gave you an STD. STAY FAR AWAY FROM HIM!

Ex boyfriends can either make life miserable or amazing, depending on how you handle the break up. I'm guilty of leading them on, the thrill I get when they beg for my love again is aaahhmazing :) but I admit its wrong. Ex's are ex's for a reason and belong in the past. Ex's who want to be friends are like kidnappers asking you to keep in touch after letting you go. There's someone for everyone out there, dont lose hope.

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